These Are The 18 Best Halloween Cocktails To Get Drunk This Year

What’s up, you crazy Halloween cocktail chuggers? This year, VICESNOB’s mixed-up mixologists have put together one hell of a cocktail list, and you don’t want to miss it. Lets discover the best Halloween cocktails to elevate your spooky celebrations! Explore delicious Halloween cocktails with vodka that will impress your guests and bring festive flair to your gatherings.

So, listen up. When a cold beer won’t do the trick, and you’re needing some courage to send that dick pic, this list of hand-picked cocktails will supply you with enough alcohol to confuse an overweight farm animal.

We’ll cut the fluff and get right to the chasers with some of the most spellbinding sperm-slinging Halloween cocktail with vodka to indulge in for 2024.

Best Halloween Cocktails

Are you ready to explore the next party drink that’ll have you knocked out cold on the floor? Let’s dive head-in, VICESNOB, to these tried and tested Halloween drink supremes.

1. Grave Digger

Get ready to kick your Halloween eve in the teeth with the Grave Digger. No, it’s not a monster truck. But drinking too many might feel like you got hit by one. This drink brings a powerful elixir of hard cider, whiskey, and ginger beer.

The crispness and thickness of the hard cider pair perfectly with the smoky goodness of the whiskey, and then, the ginger beer walks in and adds a spicy kick in the ass. It will have you Dirk Diggler’ing your own Halloween grave, if you know what I mean?

To make it:

1. Fill a glass with ice.
2. Pour in one shot of whiskey and top with hard cider.
3. Add a splash of ginger beer and stir gently.
4. Garnish with a slice of apple or a cinnamon stick for extra flair.

2. Haunted Graveyard – The Best Halloween Cocktail

The Haunted Graveyard is a haunted hipster treat we last saw in the haunted little village of Livingston Manor, NY. It’s got the usual suspects like rosemary and lime, so it’s sure to make you pucker up. When you stir up bourbon, grapefruit juice, rosemary, and lime—you’re sure to have a good time.

To make it:

1. Fill a shaker with ice.
2. Add two ounces of bourbon, one ounce of grapefruit juice, and half an ounce of lime juice.
3. Shake well and strain into a glass.
4. Garnish with a sprig of rosemary for a ghostly touch.

3. Corpse Reviver Part Deux

Are you looking to clap those cheeks? Bump that hump? Need something to make your Halloween party go off like last year’s fire sale on wheel cheese?

Well, enter the Corpse Reviver No. 2. This classic cocktail combines gin, Lillet blanc, lemon juice, and a hint of absinthe. It’s both deadly and oh-so-seductively delicious.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one ounce of gin, one ounce of Lillet blanc, one ounce of lemon juice, and a dash of absinthe.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled glass.
3. Garnish with a lemon twist.

4. Washington Appletini

Get rid of those spills and chills on Halloween night with a sweet and juicy, round, and voluptuous Washington Appletini. But wait, there’s more! This beautifully crafted appletini uses apple-infused whiskey. Why, you might ask? Well, simple—it tastes like apple. Making this yummy cocktail sweet with the right amount of tartness. It’s the perfect addition to one large demon orgy, or a casual evening munch between good friends. Mix away if you dare, VICESNOBs.

To make it:

1. Combine one and a half ounces of apple-flavored whiskey, one ounce of sour apple schnapps, and a splash of lemon juice in a shaker.
2. Shake well and strain into a martini glass.
3. Garnish with a slice of green apple.

5. Strange and Unusual

This one pretty much lives up to the name, strange and unusual. After all, it is Halloween season, and you need some cool drinks, so we are delivering on that promise. It’s quite literally a strange and unusual blend of gin, blue curaçao, lime juice, and mint leaves. Drinking blue drinks on Halloween isn’t exactly the most traditional thing, but once it hits you or your date, you’ll be anybody’s best mate. Honestly, even if you are a little ugly, this one works.

To make it:

1. Muddle a few mint leaves in a shaker.
2. Add one and a half ounces of gin, one ounce of blue curaçao, and half an ounce of lime juice.
3. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
4. Garnish with a mint sprig.

6. Witch’s Heart

If you loved the show Bewitched as much as we do, or if you’re just a fan of super hot blonde witches, this ghastly mix of gin, elderflower liqueur, and a cherry on top is going to hit just right. It looks as good as it tastes. And let’s level up here—those bartender’s jugs do too. So why don’t you take in those floral notes of elderflower, close your eyes, and motorboat away into her warm sticky mist, VICESNOB. Oh, and by the way, the elderflower pairs beautifully with the botanicals in the gin.

To make it:

1. Combine one and a half ounces of gin and one ounce of elderflower liqueur in a shaker with ice.
2. Shake well and strain into a glass.
3. Drop a cherry into the drink for a bewitching finish.

7. Fright Night at the Grove – The Best Halloween Cocktail

Get fucked up on fright night. And if it’s at the Grove in LA, it’s the only way to do it right. Feeling kinda frisky? Well, this is pretty much it. This drink brings a grisly mix of Jägermeister, tequila, and grapefruit juice. Come to think of it, it tastes like a shopping mall at night. Hold the muggings.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one ounce of Jägermeister, one ounce of tequila, and two ounces of grapefruit juice.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with a slice of grapefruit.

8. Lady in White

The Lady in White is one of the most fucking eerie, creepy, and creamy concoctions we’ve ever seen. Just as the strange woman, standing behind you in a dark mirror with eyes of white, is just as the Lady in White. We’ll break down the ingredients below. We think this drink might even be downright dangerous. So fuck it, let’s get spooky. Mix Hendrick’s gin, Cointreau orange liqueur, and egg whites from meat-fed free-range chickens.

Follow the directions below. Pop some molly, a morning-after pill, and chase it down with this creamy, frothy, concoction of face-sitting goodness. Happy Halloween, my loves.

To make it:

1. Combine one and a half ounces of gin, one ounce of Cointreau orange liqueur, and one egg white in a shaker.
2. Shake vigorously without ice to create froth.
3. Add ice and shake again, then strain into a glass.

9. Maple Sour

Looking for something to curdle the blood and make you long for a titty in your mouth? It’s time to try a maple sour. Are you the Halloween party wolf? Well then, grab the candy-cane witch, and try drinking it while she’s giving you top. Boom. Mic drop.

The sour potion combines bourbon, maple syrup, and lemon juice. So it comes out both sweet and tangy, perfect for a hot Halloween night.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine two ounces of bourbon, half an ounce of maple syrup, and one ounce of lemon juice.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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10. Cereal Killer Cider Sidecar

The Cereal Killer Cider Sidecar is for all you bougie fucks out there trying to keep warm by the fire and maintain your viagra hard-ons.

With this Halloween drink, you need to whip out your spookiest smoking jacket, grab a Cuban cigar or a joint, and put some pomade to tame your messy mop of hair. Now put on your slippers and get ready to drunk-text some prostitutes.

The Cereal Killer Sidecar’s sedating effects come from combining Cognac, apple cider, and triple sec. Trust us, this drink is the apple of every Halloween party pervert’s eye.

To make it:

1. Combine one and a half ounces of Cognac, one ounce of apple cider, and half an ounce of triple sec in a shaker.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with an apple slice and some LSD.

11. Pumpkin White Russian

This creamy and sweet Pumpkin White Russian is like the perfect interracial porn: she’s white, she’s Russian, she’s creamy, and tastes sweet like vegan gummy bears.

Did we mention a big round spicy—um, pumpkin?

This one is a favorite Halloween cocktail with vodka. Made with vanilla vodka, coffee liqueur, and pumpkin creamer, it’s a treat you’ll want to sip on all night long. Wink. Wink.

To make it:

1. Fill a glass with ice.
2. Pour in one ounce of vanilla vodka, one ounce of coffee liqueur, and top with pumpkin creamer.
3. Stir gently and enjoy.

12. Toasted Almond Old-Fashioned – The Best Halloween Cocktail

Feeling nostalgic? To enjoy a delightfully scary and downright royal experience, enjoy a nice smooth and toasty-roasted almond old-fashioned. It’s really fit for a skeleton or a pack of werewolves on a coke binge. It’s as simple and sophisticated as they come, mix whiskey, almond liqueur, and bitters, topped with an orange slice. BOOm.

To make it:

1. In a glass, combine two ounces of whiskey, half an ounce of almond liqueur, and a dash of bitters.
2. Stir well with ice.
3. Garnish with an orange slice.

13. The Cuck’s Caramel Apple – The Best Halloween Cocktail

What could possibly go wrong as you sit back, watching your sizzling candy corn witch dance all over the big bad wolf with his flashy gold chain? Are you ready for the show, you naughty boy?

Well, fortunate for you, there’s no better cannabis drink for this type of Halloween party action than the Cuck’s Caramel Apple. It’s the sticky, sweet stuff Halloween’s wet dreams are made of.

This drink is a humble mix of apple cider, not-so-vanilla vodka, and caramel vodka; it’s perfect for cozying up for one hot Halloween night show.

To make it:

1. Combine one and a half ounces of apple cider, one ounce of vanilla vodka, and one ounce of caramel vodka in a shaker.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with a cinnamon stick and apple slices.

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14. Vesper Martini – The Best Halloween Cocktail

This drink reminds me of a classy yet mysterious dame as it is one of the best halloween cocktails with vodka —with long brown hair, a slender yet curvy frame, and some of the most beautiful breasts you’ve ever seen. She smiles at you, sitting at the corner of a smoky bar in midtown Manhattan. One thing is strange: you notice her teeth are fangs, and a slight drip of blood runs down the corner of her plump lips. So, why not class up your Halloween with a Vesper Martini? It mixes up an elegant yet sexy potion of gin, vodka, and Lillet Blanc with a hint of lemon. And if you didn’t know, it’s always shaken, not stirred. Duh.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one ounce of gin, one ounce of vodka, and half an ounce of Lillet Blanc.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled glass.
3. Garnish with a lemon twist.

15. Blood and Sand

This is one bloody hell of a devilishly good drink. But be careful because you’ll want to sip this one slowly to savor the flavor. The Blood and Sand is a blend of Scotch, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur, and orange juice. Maybe it’s not for everyone, but if you’re drinking it with a special someone—it can cause amnesia and bad decisions, both of which are definitely a good thing on Halloween.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one ounce of Scotch, three-quarters of an ounce of sweet vermouth, three-quarters of an ounce of cherry liqueur, and three-quarters of an ounce of orange juice.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with a cherry.

16. Haunted Orchard – The Best Halloween Cocktail

Step into the haunted orchard if you dare. Well, since we don’t have an actual orchard, we’re giving you the next best thing—a haunted orchard. And it goes in your mouth, kind of like some other things later in the evening. It’s a spooky, sneaky, and sex-inducing brew of apple cider, cherry liqueur, and spiced rum. Ever spike the punch at a sex toy party? Well, now you know how.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one and a half ounces of apple cider, one ounce of cherry liqueur, and one ounce of spiced rum.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Garnish with an apple slice.

17. Witch’s Brew

If you’re looking to get everyone at your party drunk and ready for the orgy, this is your e-ticket to party-wolf status. It’s green, sweet, and sneaky as fuck. You’ll be rocking out to the monster mash and getting your smash on in no time.

So don’t miss this exotically bewitching mix of gin, Midori, simple syrup, lemon juice, and a splash of Prosecco. The candy cane witch will be panty-less in no time. And so will you. Now get to bartending and spooking your guests.

To make it:

1. In a shaker, combine one ounce of gin, one ounce of Midori, half an ounce of simple syrup, and one ounce of lemon juice.
2. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.
3. Top with a splash of Prosecco.

18. The David Blowie – The Best Halloween Cocktail

And alas, our ode to one of the greatest and sexiest Halloween movies of all time—The Hunger. And let me tell you, there’s no hunger like the hunger of getting a morning blowie.

So, let’s raise a glass to some ass and one hell of a morning knob-polishing. Mix up a bold blend of cold brew coffee, vodka, and coffee liqueur. It’s going to wake you the fuck up, give you a stiffy, and deliver that happy Halloween ending you were waiting for.

To make it:

1. Fill a glass with ice.
2. Pour in one ounce of vodka, one ounce of coffee liqueur, and top with cold brew coffee.
3. Stir gently and enjoy.

The Wrap: Halloween Cocktails More Lit Than a Flaming Pumpkin

These best halloween cocktails with vodka will be sure to wet your lips, loosen the hips, and if you do it right, it’s all sealed with a kiss. A kiss of death, of course.

Why not jump into these deranged and slightly stupid Halloween cocktails with vodka you can enjoy all month long? Remember to enjoy responsibly, and don’t do anything we wouldn’t do. Cheers to a happy and safe Halloween, VICESNOB.

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