Hazey Haley

Mike Lassen is the straight-shooting scribe at ViceSnob, dishing out brutal, no-BS breakdowns on sports betting, dating sites and shining the spotlight on those killer content creators who actually bring the heat. When he's not swiping through apps or chasing viral vibes like a boss, this adrenaline junkie's out there shredding waves on his surfboard, reeling in monsters while fishing, or pounding the dirt on epic hikes. With a boatload of years grinding in the lifestyle and relationship game, Mike slaps an unfiltered, adventure-jacked spin on every damn thing he touches.